Grist has a good piece up investigating our cheese consumption and how it’s killing the planet. And it is, even Grist agrees, which is saying a lot, because they love to waffle on issues such as this. The non-vegan author writes, “Bottom line: The vegans are right.” READ IT AND WEEP OVER YOUR WEDGE OF BRIE, YOU SELFISH IDIOT. Sorry, that kind of vindication is sweet when it comes and I can’t help but go Full Asshole. I’m sorry, I am a weak and bad person. So even though it’s true, she makes some plea to eat organic, sustainable cheese or whatever but that shit is hella hard to find, not long-term sustainable, and super expensive, so why not just go balls to the wall and quit eating the stuff? I know you’re all, “WAH WAH BUT CHEESE IS BETTER THAN SEX WAH” and to that I say, “Dang, you must be really bad at sex then.” Learn how to properly pleasure yourself and GO VEGAN!